Molly & Toby
Life With A Cat & Consulting Detective
Hi! I'm Molly Hooper!
I love my cat Toby, my job, and, um...your questions! I'd love to answer anything you want to ask me!

M!A: None, send me one!

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//Cosplay blog for Molly Hooper of Sherlock, but open to rp asks, tags, & replies from any fandom! I track mollyhooperthehelper and I'd love for you to read my Things to Know!

Have a lovely day and come back soon!

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The Best Thing That EVER happened at my job
  • Me: Did you find everything ok today Sir?
  • Male Customer: Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?
  • Me: 21, but yes.
  • Male Customer: God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues
  • Me: ...........
  • Male Customer: so do you like working here? Are you in school?
  • Me: Your total today is 21.38 Sir.
  • Male Customer: Are you seeing anyone?
  • Me: ......Cash or Credit Sir?
  • Male Customer: When do you get off work?
  • Male co-worker comes up next to me: Everything ok?
  • Male Customer: Yeah we're fine
  • Male Co-worker: Actually I think you're being really rude
  • Male Customer: What are you her boyfriend?
  • Male co-worker: No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.
  • Male Customer: You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.
  • Me: It's really ok, everything is Ok
  • Male Co-worker: No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*
  • Male Customer: slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*
  • Male Co-worker: You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*

//but uh before bed yeah this will be added to my costume at the very least for Kumoricon

b/c I’m cool like that and I spend unneeded time making crappy “id badges”

NOW MOLLY’S DANG OFFICIAL YEAH HOW COOL IS THAT LOOK AT THAT

#molly hooper #sherlock #ahaha cosplaying department #cosplay #badge

//JEESH I’m feeling so loved I still have messages left in my inbox to answer

But I have some laundry to fold and it’s getting a bit late so unfortunately I’m going to have to bid you goodnight

So I’ll see you later! Be back soon, promise!

#ooc #night
Meow
Anonymous inquired: I love you

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I love you too, nonnie. *snuggles through screen*

#anon #ask #i wish to cuddle you but i shall have to settle for online hugs
Meow
sherlocksbelstaff inquired: (Sorry, this isn't a Molly ask, I just wanted to say you're hella gorgeous like wow!)

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see now this observation is because you have seen me posed for the camera after many many shots of def not hella gorgeous things

the true derp mun is definitely unworthy of such praise

*nonetheless accepts extremely flattering compliment while crying slightly*

#sherlockbelstaff #ask #ooc #i don't deserve these things

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#sherlollyisjolly #you're the sweetest lovely #ooc #ask
Meow
boffin-and-bachelor inquired: Molly, I'm bored. Entertain me. -SH

boffin-and-bachelor:

mollyhooperthehelper:

boffin-and-bachelor:

mollyhooperthehelper:

boffin-and-bachelor:

mollyhooperthehelper:

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What would you like me to do about that, Sherlock? I’m here, you’re there.

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I suppose you could come down later, I have some new cancerous lungs in if you’d like to take a look at them.

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I suppose that could keep me entertained for a few minutes. I’d much rather do with a good old fashioned murder, though. There haven’t been any difficult ones lately. Not much of a reason to get dressed in the morning.

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Well what would you like me to do, Sherlock, stab somebody?

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No, that would be too boring, sorry.

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I suppose I could talk to Greg.

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He was saying recently that he had a couple cases he might be shelving soon

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Now, now, Molly Hooper. You know that you being the culprit of a murder could never be boring. 

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Who’s Greg?

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This might have to do with why he isn’t bringing these cases to you.

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Greg, Sherlock? Greg Lestrade? Detective Inspector, the one who supplies you with murders?

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Oh, Lestrade. Right. Is that really his name?

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You really must keep me up to date on these things, Molly. Give him a little nudge to bring things my way, you know.

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I’ll owe you a favor.

I might do that…

I might have already done that….

I might have also told him that you still can’t remember his name is Greg…

He might be a bit angry. And maybe he’s planning to call you. Maybe.

#boffinandbachelor #sherlolly #sherlock holmes #molly hooper #greg lestrade #cosplay #rp threads #ily ok ali ily #your effing sherlock #cutie
Meow

deathlyboredmoriarty:

mollyhooperthehelper:

[Send me a Ø for an inner monologue my character has had about yours.]

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Why did you do it? I mean, I thought maybe… And yeah, maybe I was a little preoccupied with Sherlock sometimes, but… I wasn’t using you. Not like you were using me. I thought you were someone that believed I was worth their time - someone for the first time in I don’t know how long, but… It was all just an act, wasn’t it, Jim?

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Crap. You always make me ruin my nails. I hate you.

Oh, Molly.

I’d say I’m sorry, but…

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I wouldn’t mean it.

Of course not, Jim. You never do.

I always kind of despised that about you.

#deathlyboredmoriarty #i'm so sorrysorrysorry ily I'm a crap excuse for a human for not replying until now #jim moriarty #molly hooper #moliarty #cosplay #rp threads
Meow
mollyhooperthehelper inquired: I'd say it's lovely to see you again, Jim, but I think you're so good at lying you're probably able to tell when others are doing the same. Why are you back?

reallydisappointed:

Oh Molly… I just got bored, you know? And some people seem to like the fact I’m back. Don’t you?

My psychopathic murderer ex has returned from the dead.

Of course, Jim, I’m just ecstatic.

What are you planning to do, exactly?

Haven’t you done enough damage already?

#reallydisappointed #ok i'm so bad i'm so sorry ily you're amazing and i'm a horrible person who doesn't follow up at all #molly hooper #Jim Moriarty #moliarty #cosplay #rp threads

Hi! ♥

#molly hooper #online! #♥ #sherlock #sherlock cosplay #cosplay
Meow
boffin-and-bachelor inquired: Molly, I'm bored. Entertain me. -SH

boffin-and-bachelor:

mollyhooperthehelper:

boffin-and-bachelor:

mollyhooperthehelper:

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What would you like me to do about that, Sherlock? I’m here, you’re there.

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I suppose you could come down later, I have some new cancerous lungs in if you’d like to take a look at them.

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I suppose that could keep me entertained for a few minutes. I’d much rather do with a good old fashioned murder, though. There haven’t been any difficult ones lately. Not much of a reason to get dressed in the morning.

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Well what would you like me to do, Sherlock, stab somebody?

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No, that would be too boring, sorry.

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I suppose I could talk to Greg.

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He was saying recently that he had a couple cases he might be shelving soon

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Now, now, Molly Hooper. You know that you being the culprit of a murder could never be boring. 

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Who’s Greg?

This might have to do with why he isn’t bringing these cases to you.

Greg, Sherlock? Greg Lestrade? Detective Inspector, the one who supplies you with murders?

#boffinandbachelor #sherlolly #molly hooper #sherlock holmes #greg lestrade #cosplay #rp threads

//Goodness gracious so many things to reply to

I’m going to see if I can get on tomorrow again, but I have to go soon, so got a few replies I can make and then I’ll have to do the rest later!

*loves on all sweet followers for such a warm welcome back*

#ooc #missed y'all so much ♥
Meow
Anonymous inquired: Glad you are back! Anything interesting happen while you were gone?

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Not really much. I lead a rather boring life aside from the dead bodies being a normality!

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However, I’m very excited because I don’t know if I’ve told you much, but I’m now going to for sure attend Kumoricon in Vancouver, WA, at the end of August, because I’ll be in the area at that time, visiting some American friends! So hopefully I’ll get to meet at least a couple of you! I think Sherlock and John might even be there too.

I’ll only be there on the first day, but there will be other people I know on the other three, so even if you don’t see me, make sure to say hi to them!

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#anon #ask #kumoricon #molly hooper #vancouver washington #cosplay #convention
Meow
boffin-and-bachelor inquired: Molly, I'm bored. Entertain me. -SH

boffin-and-bachelor:

mollyhooperthehelper:

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What would you like me to do about that, Sherlock? I’m here, you’re there.

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I suppose you could come down later, I have some new cancerous lungs in if you’d like to take a look at them.

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I suppose that could keep me entertained for a few minutes. I’d much rather do with a good old fashioned murder, though. There haven’t been any difficult ones lately. Not much of a reason to get dressed in the morning.

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Well what would you like me to do, Sherlock, stab somebody?

No, that would be too boring, sorry.

I suppose I could talk to Greg.

He was saying recently that he had a couple cases he might be shelving soon

#boffinandbachelor #sherlolly #rp threads #sherlock holmes #molly hooper #cosplay #sassy!molly
Meow
sherlolly-is-jolly inquired: How did you keep the secret that Sherlock was alive from John and Leatrade?

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It was…really hard.

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Especially with John, he was really very - well, torn up about it.

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I ended up having to avoid them a lot. I felt horrible about it.

#sherlollyisjolly #ask #molly hooper #john watson #greg lestrade #cosplay
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